10 worst office manners which bosses use to irritate employees..part 1

Hey everyone, have been away from long time now.
This is my second blog and it is about the dirty politics between Bosses and Employees.. \:
Thought to write something that may help you understand your Boss Better .. :)
So,10 worst manners which Bosses use to irritate their employees....
and hey if u believe in "Boss is Always Right.."stuff then its better u stop reading this ../:
1. One very easy way for your Boss to irritate you is by not apporving your leaves.
Example:- He'l not approve your leaves ,intentionally.
lets say you have a gf located in different city and you do feel to take a small vacation to visit her,or maybe you and your friends planned a road trip .. or its just that you want to take some days off and relax... But to your Horror,yaa, your Boss Rejects your leave Application.
This will surely Irritate you.
So, What will you do..........???
If By Hard luck something like this happens, dont be mad @urself..
first thing:- be MAD@ your Boss,i mean it if he did it intensionally its a revolution he suspects
and want to treat u the way he pleases ..now if you are ok to be irritated and his leave rejection
dosn't bother you much..forget it then
but else we need to get that leave approved..So Now I would like to give some of good bright ideas to make that happen.. :)
Generally lossers will not go and ask him y.. others ,ask him and let him know its real important for you to take this leave.. See Your Boss is also a Employee in the Organisation and he dosnt have the right to please himself with the power he has...
So think about a idea ,a lie (can be anything) ,Now you have to plant that idea in his head.
So you have to work out on your story ,improvise it till it sounds real..
Example:- PLAN A :-tell him someone from your family is sick and maybe will not recover
so you'l have to go and visit them..
or PLAN B :- tell him you have a very important family function(maybe a wedding of
your cousin),or your Grand Ancestors yearly Pooja or anything tht makes
sense
PLAN C :- Take a sick leave,relax @ home and next day dont take bath , dont comb
ur hair properly ,just go to office and meet him nd tell him u suffereing
from some Flu or some disease which will be cured if u took rest.
Get a Fake Doctor's Reciept and tell about recommended leave by DOC
This way you can take one or more extra leaves with sickness on..:))
PLAN D :- If you are very sincere and do think these ideas cannot be executed
by you then there's one simple Idea, go to your Boss, tell him the truth
y u wanna take leave and when he l shout and say no just request him
Maybe he l Approve.
If these things sounds crazy then maybe u can wait for your turn and your Boss to Approve it.
Finally,This Post is Dedicated to first way of your Boss Irritating you and ways to get out of the irritation and strike him back.
Do remember to be in full confidence while performing the act. :)
Will appreciate if anyone has any better ideas of fooling him.. :)
Will soon write the other nine ways and how to effectively deal with them..
Regards