Blind Date Trap and Disaster..

Hey everyone..
I would love to share one of my experiences happened to me on this saturday.
I have a friend named R1 and these days he is trying to date different girls for purpose of marriage.He got registered as a member to a matrimony site recently and started talking to a girl named M1. R1 and M1 spoke for 2 weeks roughly, last week they planned to meet .My friend was damn excited as he supposed this girl to be his soulmate.But only mistake he made was keeping the upcoming date as a blind date.
He was ready on Sat Eve for his Date which was supposed to happen in a mall in Jayanagar.
Me and my friend were so thrilled by his reactions tht we planned to follow him up and see his Blind Date.So thats what we did.It took us 1.5 hours to reach jayanagar mall from Kormangala where R1 was supposed to meet M1. Traffic was miserable ,so was the rush in the mall.Why do all these people go to malls in weekend ,is there no other place left for families or youngsters or couples to hang out.
Ya best thing about a couple is tht they l definetely go to a mall in the weekends and show their love publically ,its strange but this is the reality tht can be found easily in malls these days in metros.So there was me parking the bike and going inside the mall for the big surprise.
We went directly to Cafe Coffee Day hoping to find him there but he was nowhere to be found then we checked out Costa Cafee still no luck.I thought for a second while coming down on elevator maybe he planned his Date someother place,then suddenly to our surprise he was there coming down from the Food court with his Date.She was 5.1 and was something like 120 kgs..yesssss.. She was Fat something that i have not noticed in a girl from long time.I felt for a second a puppy moving with a miny elephant.Strange but more towards a tragedy with my friend.We laughed for couple of hours and even took their picture on my mobile( which was stolen on sunday, all together a different story :( )
We left after that tragic scene , no offence to fat girls but my friend R1's heart was broken.
Later he came back to my place and told how tragic was his date.
So all of the Guys and Girls(sorry only Guys cauz Girls dont follow looks :P ) please do see the pic or make sure the one you are talking to or planning to Date is atleast worth it..
Regards,

10 worst office manners which bosses use to irritate employees..part 1

Hey everyone, have been away from long time now.
This is my second blog and it is about the dirty politics between Bosses and Employees.. \:
Thought to write something that may help you understand your Boss Better .. :)
So,10 worst manners which Bosses use to irritate their employees....
and hey if u believe in "Boss is Always Right.."stuff then its better u stop reading this ../:
1. One very easy way for your Boss to irritate you is by not apporving your leaves.
Example:- He'l not approve your leaves ,intentionally.
lets say you have a gf located in different city and you do feel to take a small vacation to visit her,or maybe you and your friends planned a road trip .. or its just that you want to take some days off and relax... But to your Horror,yaa, your Boss Rejects your leave Application.
This will surely Irritate you.
So, What will you do..........???
If By Hard luck something like this happens, dont be mad @urself..
first thing:- be MAD@ your Boss,i mean it if he did it intensionally its a revolution he suspects
and want to treat u the way he pleases ..now if you are ok to be irritated and his leave rejection
dosn't bother you much..forget it then
but else we need to get that leave approved..So Now I would like to give some of good bright ideas to make that happen.. :)
Generally lossers will not go and ask him y.. others ,ask him and let him know its real important for you to take this leave.. See Your Boss is also a Employee in the Organisation and he dosnt have the right to please himself with the power he has...
So think about a idea ,a lie (can be anything) ,Now you have to plant that idea in his head.
So you have to work out on your story ,improvise it till it sounds real..
Example:- PLAN A :-tell him someone from your family is sick and maybe will not recover
so you'l have to go and visit them..
or PLAN B :- tell him you have a very important family function(maybe a wedding of
your cousin),or your Grand Ancestors yearly Pooja or anything tht makes
sense
PLAN C :- Take a sick leave,relax @ home and next day dont take bath , dont comb
ur hair properly ,just go to office and meet him nd tell him u suffereing
from some Flu or some disease which will be cured if u took rest.
Get a Fake Doctor's Reciept and tell about recommended leave by DOC
This way you can take one or more extra leaves with sickness on..:))
PLAN D :- If you are very sincere and do think these ideas cannot be executed
by you then there's one simple Idea, go to your Boss, tell him the truth
y u wanna take leave and when he l shout and say no just request him
Maybe he l Approve.
If these things sounds crazy then maybe u can wait for your turn and your Boss to Approve it.
Finally,This Post is Dedicated to first way of your Boss Irritating you and ways to get out of the irritation and strike him back.
Do remember to be in full confidence while performing the act. :)
Will appreciate if anyone has any better ideas of fooling him.. :)
Will soon write the other nine ways and how to effectively deal with them..
Regards

Technical Blog on D2K Tech..

Hello everyone, this is my first technical blog so i will givea brief introduction about work i do.i am a developer working in D2k and PL/SQLnow wat is this D2k,its certain that most of the guys dont know much aboutthis technology.So let me give u a brief introduction about D2K .D2K is a tool developed by oracle which is used for developing forms and reports and integrating it with DAtabse.in today's time where most of the companies are working in java asfront end there are only very few companies relying onD2k as front end out of many versions released by Oracle of D2K forms and reportsdeveloper suite, Forms builder 10g is the latest and certainlybetter than previous versions. As intergration with the databaseis more efficient and so stablity in the product is moreAlso as all the database products and D2k is released by Oracleso this is the main effective point of D2K still being used inmarketsD2K in India is mostlty used in developing Insurance Products.Some of the Clients working in products developed in D2K are from UK,Asia,Russia,Singapore and Kazikistaan.And as Market in USA and UK is down, there is a hope for Indiancompanies in other countries by developing products in D2K tech as front end.So guys do let me know how did u felt about my blog and any suggestions are always invited.Anil Sharma